1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. SynnerT

    SynnerT Porn Surfer

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    So, I've been lurking around this forum for near on two weeks now and I thought 'what I am doing, I love making new friends, and I love to converse, so it's about time you signed up and did exactly that'.

    I thought that I'd make it known that I'm new here, and that I'm looking forward to my stay. I cannot wait to make new friends and talk with you lovely lot.

    Lastly, I hope you ladies and gentleman are having a lovely evening. I'd love to hear from you.
     
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  2. tommyturtle

    tommyturtle Having an Out of Shell Experience

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    The best way to get dirty is to jump right into the mud. Welcome! There's plenty of mud to go around.
     
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  3. SynnerT

    SynnerT Porn Surfer

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    As welcomes go this is by far the funniest, yet straight to the point. Thank you.
     
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    1. tommyturtle
      The funniest? No. Only the first.
       
      tommyturtle, Sep 14, 2016
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  4. sexpot

    sexpot Sex Machine

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    images (5).jpg images (7).jpg
     
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  5. SynnerT

    SynnerT Porn Surfer

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  6. SilverLycan

    SilverLycan The XnXX Alpha Wolf

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    Welcome to the forum.
     
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  7. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    Sorry we are closed for renovations. Please come back next year.

    Dude you already have the fact that you are a guy and a noob going against you ... :p:rolleyes:
     
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  8. NoOneFamous

    NoOneFamous Porn Star

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    Welcome and thank you for not posting stupid crap in the wrong forum.
     
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    1. justpassingthru
      It's early as he is only 5 posts in. Patience, it's only a matter of time.
       
      justpassingthru, Sep 14, 2016
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  9. SynnerT

    SynnerT Porn Surfer

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    Oh dear, is there a backdoor to step straight back out of?

    Thank you, I do try.
     
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    1. wantsomefun
      There's no graceful way out of here. You're stuck now. And you might want to watch using the phrase "back door" in certain parts of the forum.
       
      wantsomefun, Sep 14, 2016
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    2. seafoam1
      Is newbie offering his backdoor??? That's what I heard!
       
      seafoam1, Sep 14, 2016
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  10. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    *not_secure_link*americandigest.org/welcome-to-the-madhouse-batman-arkham-asylum-7976570-800-575.jpg
     
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  11. freethinker

    freethinker Pervy Bear

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    Damn, here we got a good noob, comes in, introduces himself, nice and polite...doesn't post his thread in the wrong forum...not spamming some other website...no dick pic avatar...

    Nothing to complain about.

    Dammit. Way to fuck up a perfectly nice day.

    Oh, and welcome.
     
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    2. justpassingthru
      OUCH ...
       
      justpassingthru, Sep 14, 2016
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    3. tommyturtle
      That was supposed to be a compliment, Bunny.
       
      tommyturtle, Sep 14, 2016
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    4. justpassingthru
      A backhanded one ???

      Was I really that bad when I got here ??? I am soooooo fucking proud of myself right now lol.
       
      justpassingthru, Sep 14, 2016
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    5. Ed Itor
      Hey rabbit it was just a plain backhand, no compli,ent. You know how trolls are.
       
      Ed Itor, Sep 15, 2016
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    6. tommyturtle
      If you were THAT bad when you got here, I would have called you something worse. Around here, being a jerk isn't necessarily all that bad. Ask Steve Martin.
       
      tommyturtle, Sep 17, 2016
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  12. RandyKnight

    RandyKnight Have Gun, Will Travel

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    if you been lurking around here 2 weeks you
    know to watch your back.....

    there are folks around here that don't know their left from their right......
     
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    1. justpassingthru
      Says the pot to the kettle ...
       
      justpassingthru, Sep 14, 2016
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    2. SynnerT
      I sense a joke here?
       
      SynnerT, Sep 14, 2016
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    3. RandyKnight
      hear what I am saying
      watch your back.....

      [​IMG]
       
      RandyKnight, Sep 14, 2016
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  13. JayneyRedd

    JayneyRedd Porn Star

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    A man who thinks!

    Jeez, you're a rarity around here noob. Welcome.

    Remember:

    1. You cannot delete your account
    2. Grow a pair, this ain't the place for the sensitive or faint hearted
    3. COGTFO
    4. There's always a #4
    5. Fucking Riverdance Bitches.
    Hope this helps, you have a nice day now.
     
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  14. SynnerT

    SynnerT Porn Surfer

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    I am loving the high levels of sarcasm in this place. Oh, and all of the lovely welcomes.

    Apoligies for fucking up some of your days, however.

    Thank you all.
     
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  15. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    Ya I tried to find something too. He's just a boring noob that knows better than to leave himself open to attack.

    Give it time ...
     
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    1. SynnerT
      I'm feeling the pressure right now.
       
      SynnerT, Sep 14, 2016
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    2. justpassingthru
      As you should. We will break you yet ...
       
      justpassingthru, Sep 14, 2016
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    3. SynnerT
      My mind may have just gone on a tandem. I am intrigued, however.
       
      SynnerT, Sep 14, 2016
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  16. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    Is it just me or is it "to neatly packaged" ???
     
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  17. tommyturtle

    tommyturtle Having an Out of Shell Experience

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    Sarcasm? There's sarcasm in this thread?
     
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    1. SynnerT
      That or I just have an overactive imagination. Probably the latter. Most definitely the latter.
       
      SynnerT, Sep 14, 2016
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  18. seafoam1

    seafoam1 Porn Star

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    Welcome aboard the crazy train!! Watch your back, or not, whatever.
     
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    1. SynnerT
      Do or do not. Great advice, Thank you. Thank you for the welcome.
       
      SynnerT, Sep 14, 2016
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  19. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Welcome to the jungle!! Rawwrrrrr ;)
     
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    1. SynnerT
      What a warm welcome i have received thus far. Thank you.
       
      SynnerT, Sep 14, 2016
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  20. FeltPlay

    FeltPlay Porn Star

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    Who's missing...I smell a sock. :rolleyes:
     
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    2. SynnerT
      The south?
       
      SynnerT, Sep 15, 2016
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    3. Lioness
      The land of fried chicken, pintos, cornbread and sweet tea!!
       
      Lioness, Sep 15, 2016
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    4. SynnerT
      I have yet to visit. I have only been to the North West.
       
      SynnerT, Sep 15, 2016
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    5. justpassingthru
      See I told you it had something to do with the NW @Lioness.

      *bite me*
       
      justpassingthru, Sep 15, 2016
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    6. Lioness
      *CHOMP*
       
      Lioness, Sep 15, 2016
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